The Guilty One
Reblogged from wisching-on-stars
Heather Chandler: Okay, everybody. Tonight’s event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.
Veronica: Again? We do that every year.
Heather Chandler: Well, they need our money. They don’t have cookies like the Girl Scouts.
Veronica: It’d be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering.
Heather Chandler: Well, Veronica, if you don’t like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice! And they will get a mini-fridge, compliments of Vance Refrigeration.
Heather McNamara: Yes!
Heather Chandler: So, get your charities in to Miss Flemming. Oh, and another fun thing! We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts! Right, Martha? We’re gonna–
Martha: Actually, I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s– You know, there’s gambling and alcohol…and it’s in our dangerous warehouse..and it’s a school night…and, you know, Hooters is catering… You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?
Heather Chandler:
Heather Chandler: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Reblogged from allteenrelates
I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.
Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!
No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place
One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.
gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood
Reblogged from ashestoashesjc
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
She is saying: “What the fuck?! Whose alligator is this?!”
Reblogged from ethanslaterships
The U.S. in a gif series.
Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be
(Source: thedailyshow)
